dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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