I think my fart just growled at me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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