he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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