After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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