is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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