This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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