used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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