Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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