He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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