'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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