We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.