Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher