I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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