...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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