in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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