There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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