Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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