I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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