yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
