After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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