it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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