Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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