There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I touched a dick in church today
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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