I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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