OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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