ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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