I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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