This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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