And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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