So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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