we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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