She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
soo... how was my night?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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