why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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