idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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