You really coming over, don't trick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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