He is an equal opportunity slut.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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