They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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