who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His hands were made for my vagina.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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