Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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