Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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