I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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