Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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