I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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