is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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