She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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