that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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