goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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