the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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