mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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