there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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