don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.