last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.