Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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