I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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