On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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