you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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