is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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