i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm having to shit out rocks
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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