People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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