Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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