I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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