I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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