Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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