before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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