A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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